BBC has a hardon for the LHC

Oh, BBC. Thanks, mum!

This is just plane filthy

Thanks, @BenGoldacre!

New York residents wake up to massive snow cock in the sky

Thanks, Alex. Thalex.

Venus Express's final broadcast

ESA's Venus Express gives it's final broadcast. A crudely drawn cock. This brought a tear to my eye!

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Christmas cocking

Is it a cock?

Or a Christmas stocking? You decide!

Thanks, Claire!

Merry Christmas to all!

X marks the g-spot

ATLAS are at it again with another twat graph. Thanks, Nick!

The world's largest cock?

While huge, this cock is only visible to half a continent.

Thanks, Flip!